Is like something is doing this our generation…so twerking is now causing wahala in relationships, why won’t it cause wahala when Bobrisky now gives relationship advice. Well well, future husband if you are reading this “I don’t know how to twerk ooo but I know how to shake bum bum”…things that now cause wahala in today’s relationships tho.Izzz okay…we go dey alright last last. Anyways,on to today’s post, I read relationship self help books, dating tips alot but I realized that while some tips are great and nice to follow,not all the tips are valid, so I made a list of 4 ridiculous dating tips and my opinions on it.
1. PLAY HARD TO GET
Remember that primary school song,???”Wherever you go(gogogongo), wherever you be(Sisi Eko), do not say YES when you mean to say NO(Baba Ibadan)”. Why play games, if you want to date him say ‘YES’ and mean it and if you don’t want to date him say ‘NO’ and mean it. Don’t say No and be acting YES. Like it’s always obvious when you are faking it. Many ladies have lost out on good men because of this. After the guy now decides that he can’t keep up your with your game and moves on with another lady…you wee now be shouting”She snatched him from me”…upandan
2. TO KEEP YOUR MAN, COOK HIM THREE COURSE MEAL AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK, THEN SERVE HIM WEARING A RED LACE NIGHTIE, DON’T FORGET TO SCREAM YES! YES! YES! BABY HARDER,HARDER, GIVE IT TO ME BABY….
This is a recipe for disaster. Don’t ever buy into the idea that all you have to offer a man is good hot sex(good hot sex may not be a bad idea) but feeling pressured to live up to an ideal or that in the bedroom, you should put up a stage show is a bad idea.If you like do try all the ridiculous sex styles with him, give him all the uhn uhn uhn..a guy that wants to leave, will leave and I will be here, licking ice cream as I read your story on Joro’s blog
3. MAKE A POINT BY GIVING THE SILENT TREATMENT
The only point you will make with the silent treatment is that you don’t value your relationship and that you do not want the relationship because if you know the importance of communication in a relationship you will not be giving one rada rada silent treatmemt. A yoruba adage says”To ba dake, ti ara e a ba e dake”
Translation: If you keep quiet, your own will help you keep quiet”???What? I am not an english major???
The only way to drive any point across is to communicate……
4. DON’T PICK HIS CALLS UNTILL THE THIRD TIME AND WHEN YOU PICK IT,FORM THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO AND THAT YOU WILL CALL BACK LATER
You mean, you also tried this tip..
You will now be pacing upandan, yearning to talk to him. Don’t let society standards define your relationships…Just be YOURSELF.
Your relationship…Your standards
These are 4 ridiculous dating tips have heard and seen, I would also love to hear the ones you have heard of.
When you truly find the right person to be with, always remember that they will never put you in a situation of doubt or where you will have to question your self worth.